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Touch Demotivational Poster


IS THE POPE CATHOLIC -


TAGS: touching eternity hell funny hammy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
HEHE i ACTUALLY LAUGHED
registereduser - November 22, 2010, 11:32 pm
Answer: No, That's why the priests do it for you. (i'm actually catholic so no disrespect, it's just a funny stereotype)
Lycan - October 8, 2010, 5:55 pm
yes. yes it is
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
I Know :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 21, 2010, 11:57 am
Not your best work...yer Phoning it in....3L (3.5 if I could)
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:56 am
but thats just me... so stop hating on me *tears*
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 11:55 am
Claire Its Not My Work, But thought It Was Funny, I Dont Alter Other Peoples ****, i Would Have Alos Put 'yes, yes it is' had it been mine.
hootizz - September 20, 2010, 2:57 am
I would prefer Sister Ann.., but thats just me...
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:15 am
That is a good example of what Hammy COULD have put on this poster.
suenero - September 20, 2010, 12:09 am
It's better than having Father Fred touch you. 5L
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 10:31 pm

its a moti hammy. one you could have really torn up. you stopped short on this one dude. you gotta dig.
Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
I Know Not Exactly A MOti, But I tought IT Would Give A Few Laughs.


TOUCHE MY FRIEND - Touche


TAGS: touche
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:07 pm
So, Derek, you're saying...he's a pirate? Ha, fencing terms elude me, as I am an American. You might as well be talking about soccer. This is a good poster 4/5
Derek - October 18, 2009, 4:54 pm
If he's not wearing a plastron, it could mean a broken rib


GOT YER NOSE! - I loved playing that game... ahhhhh such sweet childhood memories!


TAGS: uncle croc another bad touch
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:46 pm
This is definitely the funniest one I've seen here.
uberduper - April 10, 2013, 8:24 pm
life ain't a fairy tale for us all
ICEMAN - November 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
Awwwwww, shiit. I missed Moooooooooooo. (sob)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:30 pm
Ciao, dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:24 pm
None. Off to work. Later Yo.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:12 pm
How many of our conversations here make sense?
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
At best, you're gonna end up with a lower back tattoo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
Yay! It's back.....Now this whole conversation makes no sense....thanks Mr.M.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
That was the jar on the front porch... not the one in the garage!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:10 pm
But you said it was OK and we could give each other back rubs after.....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
You have to stop drinking everything you find in a mason jar.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
The hell?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:06 pm
No...I just lent it to a friend.......Introducing!!! Timmy The approval Mod!
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
Did you lose your badge again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 11:02 pm
Ahhhhhhh I've been demoted. I knew I shouldn't have approved that Anime poster....
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:53 pm
I was counting one of yours... but you're right, that's ridiculous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 8, 2010, 10:52 pm
I wouldn't go that far.......Maybe 5.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 10:33 pm
Keep on looking... we have 6 or 7 more great ones here.
bigpicture - November 8, 2010, 10:30 pm
there needs to be more "nostalgic caption, horrific picture" type motifakes, when the connection between the picture and caption is solid, they inspire a "LOL, WUT" reaction that makes them funny... still, this is one of the best motifakes i have seen
CANADA - November 4, 2010, 12:13 pm
HA!
LogicDude - November 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
That's what happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong!
matt28 - November 2, 2010, 11:05 pm
Take that you d*** mammal! Hail reptiles! 5L
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:44 pm
This is something baby elephant will never forget.
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:40 pm
Mama elephant in 1,2,...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:33 pm
ROR! I love it


A KISS - A moment in time when two souls touch


TAGS: kiss soul touch
Rating: 4.81/5

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TheSanityInspector - December 30, 2011, 1:02 am
That's a remarkable sculpture.


HELPING EACH OTHER -


TAGS: aging wife saint husband touching
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:04 pm
I was going to show this to my wife. Then I remembered I liked eating solid food and living indoors...
R.S.Jake - July 13, 2011, 6:12 pm
Ma5terful Airman! I applaud your tact and seemlingly unending patience with your aging spouse. I too have tried most of these tactics when dealing with my spouse. The doctors say I may walk again, if I work hard.


LIGHTEN UP. - Francis.




THE SKITTLES CURSE - Must have been a terrible day when he went to use the restroom...


TAGS: the skittles touch king midas touch losing your manhood to the skittles curse
Rating: 2.3/5

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TrueGrave - February 9, 2012, 2:31 pm
"Get on your knees and taste the rainbow" What he has there is the ultimate powers of recycling...he doesn't need to use the bathroom.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:40 am
Upgrade to LMAO!
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 1:39 am
d***it, that actually makes sense.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 1:37 am
LOL
boeweizer - January 12, 2010, 1:36 am
just make some gloves out of mashed skittles


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU -


TAGS: birds touching
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:55 pm
Moooooooooom!!! He keeps touching meeeee!!! ROFL x 5 lions!
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:09 am
Brilliant!


IT'S NOT GAY... - Balls aren't touching! Although I'm touch.... never mind.




COMPASSION -


TAGS: coworkers are a little touchier
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You tell it Brother!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:56 pm
Make it 3-2, we have a game!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:55 pm
Now if you'll pardon me, Russia is up 3-1 in the third.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
but I'd give credit for it if I did that. And I've not taken a poster from elsewhere yet. Pictures, however, I'll take from ANY source, since I'm not selling anything or profiting in any way, it's not a copyright violation by International standards.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:51 pm
25 comments? I didn't know mother-hugging was so controversial! Lol. I wish I could remember where I got this pic. It's been on my computer for quite awhile. I suspect it was on Pixdaus, though. Moo+ is right, I'd share a poster if I thought it was funny
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:29 pm
I know you do moooo. I know. @Aggy anchor clanker FTW!!!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
It's not used to gag your actual balls, you anchor clanker.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
I wish you'd wear it
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
I got a ball gag!! OH SNAP!!! **** block!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
No black cherry? Ok, oral is fine.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
I thought that meant has a big moustache and wears a pointy hat?
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm
Tuck, dress and gag.....I'm in!! (b*** i'm still not down with the you know what)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:22 pm
Classic German?.....I see, So?....he stands in line for toilet paper while his mom makes scheisse videos?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:21 pm
And keep tucking it.... even when you pee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
I told you Mo....Wear the dress and the ball gag.....Or GTFO.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
Hoschie is a german ph**ographer... doesn't make motifakes, he's crying about his pic being used here. Don't get me wrong, he's done good work... a lot of it could make good motifakes. But, he decided to march on us in the winter. Classic german error.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
The guy is a deviantart puss. He took the pic (not made the poster) and thought it would be safe on the interweb. Pity him for his innocent gullibility.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
d*** it Mooooo! Does that mean the Moooooo and MO prom is off again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:17 pm
The pic? Sure. That's what internet pics are for.....If you don't likeit!.....Copyright it. Or f*** OFF!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:16 pm
I don't care if it gives away my slight man crush on Haar.....He WOULDN'T steal a Motifake.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
Well I still want proof or as Culos said STFU!! Harr don't need to copy ****. He's a natural. But IF he did can we at least twist his horns?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:11 pm
Look at it this way.... at least your picture has been used for more than trying to subsidise a pot habit by selling the work of a Rütli drop-out.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
My apologies to Haar. You guys are absolutely right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
I disagree....there will be no "smiting" of Haar....If this is a copy of someone elses work, It's a coincidence.......Haar wouldn't do that.
culos - February 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
@hoschie: Proof or STFU. If you claim to have made this poster (not the picture) subbmit some proof and we'll smite Haarakkon for not giving credit. If not, get your card and leave the Internet.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:05 pm
There's no way Haar would steal a Motifake. I call Shenanigans on Hoschie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:03 pm
hoschie... a very terrible opening line. I don't see your work anywhere in a motivational poster. And, since this is motifake, we showcase fake motivational posters... not just hack amateur online ph**ography.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:56 pm
Oh and welcome to the internet!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Consider the audience for your art quadrupled, and getting a good rating.
Hoschie - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks a lot for stealing my work without permission to post it here!! Great site here which supports art-thieves!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
What that comment lacks in originality, it makes up for in irrelevance.
METALWERX - February 21, 2010, 12:36 pm
101 ways to WOK yer cat
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love kittens. Now who is in the mood for some Chinese Food?


HAMMERTIME -




RELIGION - Don't get Thor angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.


TAGS: jesus touchdown jesus
Rating: 3.5/5

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falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 6:46 pm
I heard about this and thought it was hilarious; still do, too! 5L


THAT'S JUST LIKE A REDNECK -


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.42/5

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mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:36 pm
And he didn't bring him.
mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:35 pm
It's not a woman. It's his son.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am
Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


REMINISCE -


TAGS: past family touch
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Sho

SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 4:47 pm
And then the empty tequila bottle on the floor by your bed brings the memories rushing back...
SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 4:47 pm
And then the empty tequila bottle on the floor by your bed brings the memories rushing back...
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 9:12 am
Number?…..NUMBER?!!….Why would a number be on aunt Becky’s bathing cap? …and why would aunt Becky’s bathing cap be in my bed?
MissPriss - May 14, 2012, 11:57 pm
Well that's it...I'm screwed. I see atleast 3 and counting! Does that mean it wasn't just 1 family member???
forseti - May 14, 2012, 12:56 pm
It's a 69! d***, this number reminds me of something...


PARANOID IMAGES - For 999,999 of us it's a pointless picture. But for Robert Webster...




immaculate -


TAGS: body touch science
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 11, 2014, 1:23 am
Nope, this isn't one of her masterpieces. Not to my knowledge at least
GaryO - January 11, 2014, 1:08 am
Sho, Sarah Kay?


GET YOUR HANKIES OUT - you're going to need them


TAGS: so touching
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - October 14, 2010, 9:45 pm
LOL Airman!
VladTepes3 - October 14, 2010, 8:56 pm
i wish they'd show up at my house and give me beer..... scratch that, got wiskey?
ICEMAN - October 14, 2010, 6:54 pm
Frakkin cheapskate Greybeards. Keeping all the chocolate covered bacon for themselves. 5


DIRECTIONS -




STOP -


TAGS: hammy cant touch this
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - March 8, 2011, 5:58 pm
I wish I had moves like that... apparently i have three left feet...
motinet - March 8, 2011, 5:50 pm

LOL!!!!!!!


Mao, Uggy, and Missy -


TAGS: touchy subject with a twist
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - February 9, 2014, 11:25 am
Never heard of it, but I s’pose you could get prostate cancer from second hand smoke. Damm you, Linda Lovelace.
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:09 am
Second hand smoke?
GaryO - February 9, 2014, 10:26 am
Well….note to self: do NOT try to turn heads after three sh**s…..four….maybe. The hat I can change, Uggy, but I think I broke yer face.
ughomer - February 9, 2014, 7:36 am
GaryO ~ I'd like to change hats with Maoworks. Mine looks silly compared to his!


IMMORTALITY - Lies not in the things you leave behind, but in the people your life has touched.


TAGS: immortality in people youve touched
Rating: 3.88/5

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forseti - May 7, 2010, 4:34 am
but Fritzl didn't want to touch the masses. his daughter would have been enough for him...


WHAT IF? -


TAGS: june challenge what if sight sound taste touch smell
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bemxuu - July 25, 2011, 5:21 am
My pick would be my sense of humour. It's the only one that would help me to bare with absense of others.
PhxDebbie - June 8, 2010, 9:03 am
I'm gonna have to put my 5L's on sight.
Anonymous2 - June 5, 2010, 2:14 am
I'd be leaning towards hearing, but tasting would be a close second. Seeing, smelling, and feeling are out. It all comes down to hearing where you could possibly still communicate, or tasting, for bacon's sake.


IPOD TOUCH - Feel the power of the iPod!


TAGS: ipod touch ipod painting wizard boy
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by bs722

Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 10:31 am
1L-no funny


AND SOMETIMES... - when we touch, the honesty's too much...




Talent -


TAGS: skilled touch lips long swollen pulled squeezed giraffe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 10:57 pm
I was with up until "expertly squeezed!"
concern3 - January 21, 2017, 3:36 am
Fake left go right, UP yours


Lateral Movement -




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